Poor McCain.  I mean, not only does he have to run against the candidate of hope, but the candidate of desire.  To be fair, the sexualization of Obama in this image doesn’t compare to the sexualization we see elsewhere in the mass media.  I mean, it’s not like he’s sucking on a lollipop or on all fours or anything.  I guess when they want to sexualize the likely next “leader of the free world,” they tamp it down a bit. 

Still, is this in any way necessary?  No.  And does the presidential election have anything to do with the beach?  No.  Just because sex exists and summer happens, doesn’t mean it makes sense to photoshop (a decidedly not half-naked) McCain and (a half-naked) Obama under a beach umbrella.  I’m just sayin’.

The fist bump thing is funny though.

Found at New York Magazine via Cellar Door.

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