In honor of what would be Robert Merton’s 99th birthday if he were still alive, I present a lolcat, sent in by Jen G. (who got it from a student named Lisa):

By many accounts, Merton was a petty, unprofessional man, and his adherence to functionalism blinded him to the possibilities that innovation could mean anything but a kind of breaking the rules. I think everyone learns about him in intro sociology, but like Parsons, I’m hoping that his influence continues to decline.